Potter Predictions
It's about three hours away from the last Potter book coming out around here, and before I begin reading it tomorrow, I would like to offer the following predictions to see whether or not I would pass my O.W.L. in Divination:
1.Neville Longbottom will play a critical role near the end of the book. What role that will be precisely the tea leaves will not say.
2. At least one of the hoarcruxes is located in 12 Grimmauld Place, having been placed there by Sirius's brother Regulus. Quite possibly Kreacher is hoarding it.
3. Snape turns out to be a good guy, and Dumbledore's faith in him will not have been misplaced. The secret shared between them will have something to do with Snape's secret but unrealized love for Harry's mother.
4. To show beyond a doubt that the Potter series has moved out of the realm of children's fantasy and firmly into the realm of serious adult literature, Harry will get laid.
1.Neville Longbottom will play a critical role near the end of the book. What role that will be precisely the tea leaves will not say.
2. At least one of the hoarcruxes is located in 12 Grimmauld Place, having been placed there by Sirius's brother Regulus. Quite possibly Kreacher is hoarding it.
3. Snape turns out to be a good guy, and Dumbledore's faith in him will not have been misplaced. The secret shared between them will have something to do with Snape's secret but unrealized love for Harry's mother.
4. To show beyond a doubt that the Potter series has moved out of the realm of children's fantasy and firmly into the realm of serious adult literature, Harry will get laid.
posted by X at 7:14 PM
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